Summary
Just imagine the fun you could have stabbing a rubber man... you could, of course, pretend you’re simply sticking your pen in a penholder when you’re taking out your repressed homicidal feelings... ahh, pure bliss...

What They Say

...he’s functional and exceedingly (and morbidly) funny... Crown Dozen, April 2007

Manufacturer's Description
Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips – and your stress and frustration, vanished!